Rant: “…and don’t even get me started on the ‘Fluff Theory’. Sheep are too fluffy to be lifeforms. Real lifeforms have a reasonable amount of fluff, but sheep take it to a whole new level. They’re essentially walking clouds. Ever seen a cloud classified as a lifeform? Exactly! Then there’s the ‘Baa Conundrum’. Consider their vocalizations: ‘Baa.’ No sophisticated lifeform would limit its communication to just one sound. It’s clearly a glitch in the sheep programming, like a robot stuck on a loop. But wait, there’s more. The ‘Sheepish Behavior’ Argument: Sheep just follow each other around. Lifeforms are supposed to have individuality, right? Sheep lack this trait entirely. They operate on hive mind principles, like robots or mind-controlled minions. And I’m just getting started. Consider the ‘Wool Production’: Sheep produce wool, which we all know is an inorganic material used in clothing. It’s a classic sign of artificiality. What lifeform produces its own sweater material? It’s clearly a built-in feature by their manufacturers! On top of this, the ‘Stare Test’: Have you ever looked into a sheep’s eyes? There’s nothing there. Just a blank, uncomprehending stare. No spark of life, no glimmer of consciousness. It’s like they’re staring into the void—probably because they’re not alive, yeah? You goat to think about it… Lastly, I ask you to consider the ‘Mutton Mystery’. When sheep die, they become mutton, which is delicious. A real lifeform turning into something so tasty? Suspicious. It’s like they were designed for consumption. Name another lifeform with such a fate! So, in conclusion, the overwhelming evidence—fluffiness, limited vocal range, herd mentality, wool production, vacant stares, and their delectable post-mortem state—proves beyond any shadow of a doubt that sheep are not lifeforms. They are, instead, corrupted marvels of non-organic engineering.